ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

itsfunnytome:

via

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

prjctjenova tagged me in a thing.
9 selfies that make you feel good. a couple of these are quite old.

I tag intangiblesolidus, househardyng and thefarmisalie

(Source: deijee)

If women are superior how come 99% of men would whoop 99% of women's asses in a fight
Anonymous

thentheysaidburnher:

How come 99% of men think that ‘superior’ means ‘I could kill you’ and not ‘I could improve your life’ or ‘I could promote peace’? How come men are so violent? How come you perceive superiority to mean being the only one left alive?

Wanting to beat women actually makes you inferior. When we talk about humanity, men lack it. Therefore women are true humans, and men are deviations.

You're beautiful, intelligent, empathetic, and funny. I'd love to be inside you.
Anonymous

intelligent? i have sat in bed playing the kim kardashian game all day, i am literal trash my friend

sansaspark:

an endless list of magical things

girls made from stardust and moonshine

Fuck with me
Message me on anon telling me how you really feel about me, I'm prepared for anything and everything

(Source: dimensao7)

(Source: herekitty)

beinghealthyandlovingyourself:

optimus—primette:

masteriz:

weareimmunetobullets:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

TUMBLR, I NEED A GIF OF THE ASS CLAPPING RIGHT AWAY.

The truth

This was hilarious